A few hours after his wife had given birth, a new dad called the Butterball hotline to make sure the turkey hadn't been thawing too long while he'd been at the hospital. The Talk-Line staffer asked how much it weighed, to which the flustered father replied, "The turkey or the baby?" After determining the turkey's weight and thawing time, she assured him he would be able to deliver a safe, delicious Thanksgiving dinner by the time mom and baby got home.
Third time's a charm
One caller was well versed at walking down the aisle, but not so versed when it came to cooking her Thanksgiving turkey. The caller explained to Carol Miller, a 20-plus year Talk-Line veteran, that Thanksgiving with her first husband was a bust since she forgot to thaw the turkey. She blundered Thanksgiving with her second husband when the foil pan she was using bent and slipped out of her hands leaving the feast on the floor. She was hoping the third time would be the charm so she called the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line to make sure she was doing everything right! Here are simple answers to the 20 most-asked Thanksgiving questions.
All in the family
A woman in her seventies, cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time, called for help because her mother said she was tired of cooking and it was time her daughter learned how to prepare the Thanksgiving meal.
27 Funny Butterball Hotline Calls to Share This Thanksgiving, Source:https://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/funny-thanksgiving-help-line-calls/