Funny Instagram captions: When your selfie goes horribly wrong
"My life's purpose is to be a cautionary tale for others."
"Send in the rescue dogs (preferably the ones with kegs around their necks)."
"Why did no one warn me [eating ice cream/walking the dog/taking a picture with a baby] was so dangerous?"
"It seemed like a good idea at the time. I have terrible judgment."
No matter how good your selfie (or funny Instagram captions) are, you'll still be jealous of these perfectly timed photos you'll wish you took yourself.
Cute captions: When your selfie is photobombed
"Deploy the secret cuteness weapon—kids!"
"I totally knew that creepy guy was behind me. Sure I did."
"He said he was Lady Gaga."
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Food captions: When your selfie involves delicious food
"I'd hate to get to the end of my life and think 'I could have eaten that!' #noregrets"
"How do I like my eggs? In cake."
"I have hunger management issues."
"When the waiter asked what I'd like, I handed the menu back and said 'yes, please!'"
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a cupcake."
"WTF (where's the food)?"
"Why cake? It's somebody's birthday somewhere!"
Make sure you use some food photography tricks to make your selfie stand out.
50 Best Instagram Captions for Gram-Worthy Selfies, Source:https://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/selfie-captions/