Spoons would be…
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—Reddit user unproperNoun
Please stop slurping your meal off of your soupy scoopy. You've probably never heard these funny words before.
Wigs would be…
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—Reddit user betty_netch
Grandpa likes to wear a hairy weary for special occasions because he lost all his real hair.
Limos would be…
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—Reddit user MisterDonkey
Lots of roomy vroomies pulled up to the church to take the wedding party to the reception.
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